Yahoo!, seriously? That’s billion… BILLION!

Microsoft: Here, want 44.6 billion?

Yahoo!: Nope, we think we’re more important than you… so give us more.

Microsoft: You suck.

…seriously. I like Yahoo! so much more than Microsoft… ( omg, don’t get me started on Internet Explorer, Frontpage, Word, etc. ), but still… sell out!

You made your money, your namesake… put your great-great-great grandkids through college ( minus the whole apocalypse thing ) why don’tcha?

Corporate integrity… blah blah blah. I’m all for NOT making Microsoft any bigger than they already are… besides, they are loosing the Google, Yahoo!, etc. battle anyway… but they will eventually win. Yahoo!, even though you look cool and have cooler stuff… your not doing too well.. and it’s starting to show.

Microsoft is just holding more chips than you Yahoo! - and in poker, that’s all that counts. Google is about to take over the cell phone internet/airways market ( free wireless, but you’ll see targeted ads based on where you are )… and Microsoft just wants to still be in the game.

So, ( not that anyone is listening - or reading this for that matter… haha ) my recommendation to you Yahoo! is to look at what you’ve accomplished, hold your head up and give it up. And by give it up, I mean… take your billions of dollars and go cry in your car.

[ I'm all for you holding out for more money, and trying to prove this and that, set standards... blah blah blah - you are about to be old news because only geeks are going to still care if you don't hurry this up ]